God gracious me! I wish you could have heard me squeeing. My husband nearly fell of the couch and what did he say while laughing? He said : "it must be a great fan fiction story. I guess they almost made it or one of the J's said something meaningful. Who's the writer?"
I told him your name he said "oh it's the queen of words, right? The girl you discovered few days before." You should know I read everything of you to him (he doesn't speak English and he found it awesome and (original tone) fucking hot. Perfect for the fan base.
Girl! You are brilliant. *smooches you*