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Title:Reading is Fundamental (1/?)
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: This part PG-13,
AN: Loving thanks to the other writers out there who inspired this story and opened my eyes to a thing or two. You'll know who you are:)



Jared was fidgety. Ok, that was sort of like saying Jared was breathing, because Jared was always fidgety. Even when he was unconscious. Jensen had slept – strike that – tried to sleep next to him on enough planes between Vancouver and LA to know that the man never really stopped moving. Must be how he was able to eat all that food and never gain weight. But this was above and beyond normal fidget levels.

“You wanna tell me what’s up?” Jensen finally asked, stealing a sideways glance. Jared shot him a look that said yes and no at the same time. He clearly had something on his mind and he just as clearly had no idea how to start the conversation. He opted for a dramatic sigh instead. Jensen wondered why he was the one with the reputation as a drama queen.

“Just spit it out Jare.” Jensen paused to consider that. Considering how free Jared was with his bodily functions – farting, burping, taking a leak – that probably wasn’t the wisest thing to say to him. “Well, you know, not literally,” Jensen qualified.

“Amusing.”

“I am, aren’t I? So c’mon, tell me what’s going on in that hairy head of yours.”

Another dramatic sigh. “Ok. Ok. . . . Thing is, I’ve been reading the fan fic, and – “

“Uh- oh – I already don’t like where this is going,” Jensen interrupted.

“Some of it’s really hot!” Jared protested. “And you know . . . educational.”

“Yeah, and we all buy Playboy for the articles.”

“No, seriously.”

“And how are they educational?”

“They write about things I’ve never heard of. I mean, some of those girls – I wanna know where they learn that stuff!”

“Such as?” Jensen asked looking over at Jared who was now literally bouncing on the sofa next to him. “No wait, I probably don’t want to know, do I?”

“Depends. There was this one – it talked about these steel rods.”

“Stop!!! I do not want to know this.”

“No really – it was amazing. Kinda scary at first, but then – wow. She made it sound intense.”

“I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that anything involving sex – there was sex right?”

“Oh yeah!”

“ – and steel rods, is going to be intense.”

“Yeah. I think that’s a safe bet.”

“I know I’m going to regret this, but where did they go?” Jensen asked as he leaned forward to grab his beer from the coffee table in front of him.

“Into your dick.”

Jensen’s hand lurched and the beer bottle skittered across the table. Jared reached out to grab it before it tipped over and handed it to Jensen. “I knew I’d regret it,” Jensen said as he tentatively took the bottle from Jared’s hand.

Jared on the other hand, was warming to his subject. “Anyway, there are some – you think you’d be grossed out and stuff, but then you read them and well . . . For instance, there was this series – “

“Series?”

“Yeah, she wrote a few.“ Jared twitched and turned away from Jensen, apparently deciding that he needed to pay more attention to the hole in the knee of his jeans.

Jensen sighed. It wasn’t like this conversation was just going to end, so he might as well ask the inevitable question.

“What happened in this series?”

Jared’s answer was quiet – almost inaudible. “Pissing.”

“Huh?”

“Pissing?” This time Jared’s voice boomed making both of them jump. Jensen continued to stare. “Yeah. I know. It sounds gross and never in a million years would I have thought of doing that, but it was kinda hot too.”

And Jensen kept right on staring – just staring.

“You think I’m a freak, don’t you?”

“No,” Jensen replied in what had to have been the least convincing denial Jared had ever heard. Jensen hadn’t even bothered to try to act.

“I knew it.”

“When do you even have time to read all this stuff anyway?”

“You know, here and there.”

“I think I need another beer,” Jensen said, getting up off the sofa and heading to the kitchen.

Jared got up and followed. The fidgeting was back.

“There’s more isn’t there?” Jensen finally asked, resigning himself to the inevitable.

“Yeah.”

“Am I going to need something stronger than beer?” Jensen asked as he reached into the refrigerator, and began pawing his way through an array of carry out containers.

“Depends.”

“On?”

“I’ve been thinking . . .”

“Again, I don’t like the sound of this.”

“I feel kind of inadequate, you know? I mean, here are these girls, girls for fucks sake, and they all seem to know way more about sex than I ever will. I mean they even know the words for things. Did you even know there were words for some of those things?”

“There are words for everything Jared.” Jensen said as he turned back to Jared, having finally found two more beers behind the leftovers.

“Frottage?”

“I get all hot when you talk French to me,” Jensen smirked.

“Shut up. Do you know what it means?”

“Of course I do!”

“Yeah? What?”

“Sex with cheese? That would explain all the holes.” Jensen shook his head. “Filthy Swiss.”

“Joke all you want, but one day you’re going to get married.”

“Uh-huh.”

“And so am I.”

“Yeah. And?”

“Let’s face it – I have a pretty white bread sex life now. And once I’m married there are things I probably won’t ever get a chance to do. Ever.”

“What, Sandy’s not up for putting a steel rod up your dick?”

“No!”

Jensen backed off a bit.

“I mean I haven’t asked her. I mean - . “ Jared shook his head. “That’s not my point.”

“So what is your point?”

“My point is that you’re my best friend.”

“Changing the subject?”

“Not at all. I was thinking that there’s so much I don’t know and haven’t done and I’d hate to never have experienced . . . and you’re my best friend . . . and well . . . it makes sense.”

“Glad to know something makes sense.”

“What I’m saying is that I’ve never - with a guy.”

“What? Are you saying what I think you’re saying?”

“I don’t know. What do you think you’re saying? I’m saying. Shit. You know what I mean.”

“You want me to fuck you? Is that what you’re asking here? You want me to fuck you??”

“Who better to do it?”

“What the hell does that mean?”

“It means I trust you. And it means that I don’t want some random guy’s dick up my ass. What did you think I meant?”

“That you think I somehow have experience in this field.”

“No. Hadn’t occurred to me.” But now that it had occurred, Jared couldn’t keep from asking. “Umm . . . do you?”

Jensen stayed silent.

“Do you really??? Cool!!! Then you can be my Yoda!”

“Is that a crack about my age?”

“No, no, just that you’re – wiser. Jeeze you’re touchy.”

“And apparently you want to be feely.”

Jared snorted. “Sounds like the names of two more dwarves.”

“Yeah, the two they kicked out of the cottage for being perverts.”

“C’mon. They all were! Happy and Sleepy? Doc and Bashful?”

“You think about this stuff?”

“Not all the time no.” Jared grabbed Jensen’s beer and took a long pull from the bottle and then handed it back to Jensen. “Anyway, getting back to what I was saying.”

“So what, I’m just something to cross off your to do list?”

Jared giggled. “To do.”

“You’re such a six year old.”

Jared couldn’t stop giggling.

“I’m sorry, I don’t have sex with minors,” Jensen said as he walked past Jared and back into the livingroom.

“You do in the fan fiction,” Jared assured him.

Jensen stopped in his tracks. “I what?”

“The Wincest. Or, what do they call it? Weecest.”

“More pissing?”

“No. Not pee – wee. Like little Sam and Dean. They’re young. You know – wee.”

“Oh.” Jensen took a swig of his beer. “Isn’t that illegal?”

“Well, it’s consensual. There are some where Sam is really pervy.”

“Huh. There’s irony. Innocent Jared playing pervy Sam. So what else do I do in fanfiction?”

“Not much really. Mostly things are done to you. You’re kinda sub in most of it to be honest.”

“Am I?” Jensen tried to sound amused, but he wasn’t sure he really liked the idea of people seeing him that way. “So I’m your – “

“Sex slave. Yeah.”

“You’re making that up!”

“Nope. Don’t worry, though. You like it.”

“I do not!”

“Jensen.”

“What?”

“It’s fiction.”

“Exact - !”

And before Jensen could get the last syllable of his word out, Jared leaned forward, and kissed Jensen’s mouth closed, banging their teeth together painfully in the process. Jensen kept his eyes open and was doing that staring thing again, but he wasn’t backing away. He was just watching Jared and Jared was watching him and it was the least hot kiss either of them had experienced since high school.

“That was different,” Jared concluded when he pulled away.

Jensen ran his thumb vertically across his own lips. Wiping the traces away? Savoring the memory? It was hard for Jared to tell. “Very different.”

“Maybe we should close our eyes?”

“That’s a plan,” Jensen agreed.

Now that the element of surprise was gone, Jared was more tentative about moving in for the next kiss. And Jensen wasn’t helping by just standing there. After one or two false starts he finally tipped Jensen’s chin up a bit, leaned in and brushed his lips against Jensen’s. It was . . . odd. Jensen’s mouth was bigger, his lips different from any girl’s lips he’d ever kissed, and there was way-past-five-o’clock-shadow to contend with. Jared was thinking to himself that this is what it felt like to kiss a guy and cataloguing all the sensations – presumably to remember when he was an old married man – when he stopped cataloguing and just – kissed. The tip of his tongue slipped out of his own mouth and licked across Jensen’s lips and to Jared’s surprise, Jensen opened up and let him in. And as easily as that Jared went from “let’s do this to see what the hell it’s like” to “holy hell this feels good” and that scared the shit out of him. His eyes shot open and he pulled away from Jensen leaving him still leaning into the kiss and momentarily following his lips before he realized they were gone.

They both looked at each other for a second with that same kind of look people gave each other when they were trying to figure out if they both heard the gun go off in the distance.

Apparently they both had.

And they both chose to ignore it.

To be continued . . . .

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Date: 2008-03-11 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Hey there! Glad you liked it since it's one of your stories that helped inspire this one.

And I know what you mean about J2 knowing about the fanfiction. I would never want them to read *mine,* but I'm fascinated with the dynamic of them reading stories written about them (or their characters). So many possibilities. It could freak them out, intrigue them, turn them on, make them want to call the police. Or a shrink. Does it fall into the category of just playing another part? Does it cut too close to home?

I think I'm over-thinking. I do that sometimes:)

Kat
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Date: 2008-03-11 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hunterwithcause.livejournal.com
Jared feeling inadequat compared to fangirls when it comes to sex *giggles madly* I feel his pain. When I started reading fic I felt horrible uneducated, too. Now I'm a walking encyclopedia when it comes to pervy sex ;)

God, I love the banter in your fics! Honestly,
Jared snorted. “Sounds like the names of two more dwarves.”

“Yeah, the two they kicked out of the cottage for being perverts.”
?!

or

Weecest.”

“More pissing?”

“No. Not pee – wee.
*lol* God, I really, *really* love the banter in your fics *gg*

Jared or Jensen (or any actor, really) reading fanfiction is kind of a scary thought. I mean, look at the stuff we read/write/draw/etc.! Would they feel insulted? Amused? Horrified? Mortified? So many possibilities!

But I like your take on this, Jared feeling like he doesn't know enough about sex and wanting to redeem it by having steamin hot sex with Jensen. A very resonable, logical and sensible solution. Totally :P

Date: 2008-03-11 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Oh boy did you touch me in my happy place!! Honestly, I'm sooooo glad you liked the banter between the two of them. Writing Sam and Dean is all about what's not said most of the time, but writing these two . . . I can see them going on like this for *hours*:) So much fun to play with.

And yeah, the whole idea of Jared and Jensen reading fanfic is so intriguing/scary. We know they know about it. Hell, we know Kim and Eric know about it - they've both said so. But I have all of those same questions about how they feel reading it. It's about them, and *not* about them at the same time. Which can make for multiple levels of weirdness.

Now I'm a walking encyclopedia when it comes to pervy sex ;)

Hee hee, see, if nothing else, it *is* educational:)

Thanks for reading!
Kat

Date: 2008-03-11 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eilan.livejournal.com
I'm amused by the start of it.. and i know it's only gonna get better! Can't wait for more!

Date: 2008-03-11 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Thank you!:) More soon.

Cheers,
Kat

Date: 2008-03-11 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tequila-kaniac.livejournal.com
i just giggled my way through this, and yeah fanfic opened my eyes to all sorts of kinkystuff and the names/terminology....more please..i wanna see where this goes...well i know WHERE its going.but..hell ya know what i mean*is confused now*...MORE HOT SEX please*runs off blushing*

Date: 2008-03-11 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
I'm loving that people are saying that fanfic clued them in to the kinky - or even not so kinky stuff. I know it did for me too. So, in a manner of speaking, fanfic is performing a public service:))

Glad I made you giggle!!:)

Kat

Date: 2008-03-11 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-witch666.livejournal.com
Jared....reading fanfic....just hilarious and totally awesome!!! In a fanfic of course, because if he would really do that in RL....oh I don't wanna think about that. But anyways...loved this, the whole situation, the banter, how Jared tells Jensen about fanfic and the things he read (would someone please point me in the direction of that certain sounding fic..thanks:), just everything. And the kiss...oh. *giggles* Because if that would be happening in RL, I so would like for Jared to read FF because ooooooooooooh....

Can't wait to read more of this so please hurry??? *puppydogeyes*
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Date: 2008-03-11 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thursdaywench.livejournal.com
uh, Jared? it's called URBANDICTIONARY!!!! *snort* or just called excusetogetintoJensen'spants.

and geez, does that rod thing exist? O_O eep.

gotta love the swiss.

more more more!!!

Date: 2008-03-11 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
The
sounding fic
does exist. And wow! It is wonderful.

And thanks for reading!! More is in the works:)

Kat

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Date: 2008-03-11 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 2sexyboys.livejournal.com
I really loved the banter and how they got to the kiss, it was very entertaining and funny and the thought of them reading fic is scary *G*

Date: 2008-03-11 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Everyone seems to agree that Jared and Jensen reading fic is scary! Kinda like someone getting into that diary that you thought you had locked and safely hidden under the mattress:) And while I totally get that (do I want them reading this for instance? NOOOOOO!!!) I'm just fascinated by the possibilities.

Glad you liked the banter:)))))

Kat

Date: 2008-03-12 12:13 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] zomzoms.livejournal.com
My face aches from the wide grin I have on my face.

The banter was brilliant...can't wait for the next part and to find out what else Jared has read!

Date: 2008-03-12 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Yeah for achy faces!!
And never fear - Jared has read *a lot*!!:)

Cheers,
Kat

Date: 2008-03-12 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deej1957.livejournal.com
Oye, where's the rest?

Obviously I didn't pay attention to the 1/? up top. Sigh. I can see this is going to be a reeeeaallly good one *G*

Date: 2008-03-12 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
*Thank you*:))

And more is coming soon!

Cheers,
Kat

Date: 2008-03-12 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fanofsuper.livejournal.com
This was such a great story. Loved the banter between them when they are talking about fanfic & how genuinely shocked Jensen is when he finds out about some of the stuff that has been written especially the Weecest.

If I was to name each line I loved there would be too many of them so will just pick 1 of the best: "Jared snorted. “Sounds like the names of two more dwarves.”

“Yeah, the two they kicked out of the cottage for being perverts.”"

Looking forward to the next update

Date: 2008-03-12 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Thank you!!!

And you picked out one of my favorite lines - yeah!!

Thanks for reading - and more's coming soon.

Cheers,
Kat

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Date: 2008-03-12 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-krystal-79.livejournal.com
LOL. This is great! Love the fun. I think I've been reading too many 'serious' fics of late and this was a lovely change. Also, I thikn I'm reading the same fics you are. :-) The one with the 'steel rods'...how hot is that piece of writing?! Can't wait for more.

I also love that we know for a fact that at the very least, Jared and Jensen are aware of the fan fic - Jensen has openly referred to it in interviews. Huh, and only now has that thought struck me as odd. I write...they might read... :-)

Date: 2008-03-12 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Hee hee - yeah, they all do know about the fanfic, whether they read it or not. Samantha reads it and loves it, Eric and Kim know about it. Talk about open secrets!:)

Also, I think I'm reading the same fics you are. :-) The one with the 'steel rods'...how hot is that piece of writing?!

How hot indeed!!!:) With links no less!!

Thanks for reading!
Kat

Date: 2008-03-12 02:59 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] candygramme.livejournal.com
*laughing*

Sounding! Someone wrote a story about sounding? Where? I need to read that!

Oh, and I do love the way Jared thinks!

Date: 2008-03-12 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Hey you!

Glad I made you laugh!!!

See you in a few short weeks now:)
Kat

Date: 2008-03-12 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phanie28.livejournal.com
Oh this was really... huh, I'm lost for words... Cute , very funny, exciting, left me wanting more!!
LOL Yeah I want more! :)

Date: 2008-03-12 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Glad you liked it!!

More soon:)

Cheers,
Kat

Date: 2008-03-12 03:57 am (UTC)
ext_14888: Yummy (Default)
From: [identity profile] angels3.livejournal.com
Oh God the seven dwarfs or is that nine. I still can't breath that was hysterical. They both got kicked out for being pervs.

Jensen arguing over what he is not... then Jared reminding him it's fiction.

Loved it can't wait for more.

Date: 2008-03-12 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Hee - I've always wanted to write something about those dwarfs. Seven (or nine:) men living together in a house in the woods - away from prying eyes. Tell me they were not into major kink!

Glad you like this:) More soon!

Kat

Date: 2008-03-12 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runamok13.livejournal.com
OMG!! "Sex with cheese?" and so much more had me laughing so hard I was snorting. I think the people at the store thought I was a bit off my rocker. And the first kiss, just hilarious. Can't wait to read more.

LA is going to be my first Con, I'm a bit nervous.

Date: 2008-03-12 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
After I wrote that cheese line, I went to the grocery store, saw a huge hunk of Swiss cheese and burst out laughing. Sort of hard to explain to the hubby:)

And you're going to *love* LA/the con. No need to be nervous. I really think SPN has some of the most amazing people in its fandom. Oh yeah, and there's Jared and Jensen too:)

Cheers,
Kat

Date: 2008-03-12 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackbirdj2.livejournal.com
OOOOOOHHHH, this looks great...I'll probably follow this fic to see where it goes. ;)

Date: 2008-03-12 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Hope you'll keep liking it. More soon:)

Kat

Date: 2008-03-12 02:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] wildwordwomyn.livejournal.com
Continue now? No?
........
.....
...
.
How bout now? Cuz I seriously have to know where this going! Do NOT leave a girl hanging like this!

Date: 2008-03-12 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Never fear - more is in the works:))

Thanks for reading!!! And liking! And telling me so:))

Kat

Date: 2008-03-12 02:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bellasianna.livejournal.com
Hee! I like this! Looking forward to the next bit!
Thanks for writing and sharing!

Date: 2008-03-12 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Yeah! Glad you're liking it. More soon.

Kat

Date: 2008-03-12 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godamnarmsrace.livejournal.com
Your Jensen is cracking me up!

Date: 2008-03-12 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Then my mission is accomplished!:))

Cheers,
Kat

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Date: 2008-03-12 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kes1807.livejournal.com
I just lmao at this part

“No, no, just that you’re – wiser. Jeeze you’re touchy.”

“And apparently you want to be feely.”


This was really funny, looking forward to more.
Thanks for sharing.

Date: 2008-03-13 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
Hey, glad I made you laugh! Touchy and Feely are now officially the eight and ninth dwarfs as far as I'm concerned:))

More soon! Thanks for reading!!

Kat

Date: 2008-03-13 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarahk-63.livejournal.com
Wooha!

Omg steel rods....what have you been reading??? (peaked my interest)

and apart from that...subtlety is not Jared's middle name is it :)

this fic is intriguing, ppms.

take care, sarahk_63

Date: 2008-03-13 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] runedgirl.livejournal.com
*blushes*

If you're interest is still peaked the Sounding fic is here

And yeah, Jared's *not* subtle:))

Thanks for reading hon:)
Kat

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Date: 2008-03-13 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hotfuzz85.livejournal.com
Lmao...this is good. And how u were making fun of all the ridiculous kink fics starring J2 or the Winchesters was just priceless.

Weecest is sooo wrong man. Especially when it's NC-17, cos then u're just getting off on kids. Sigh

Date: 2008-03-25 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nachekana.livejournal.com
Oh I love that! Their conversation is hilarious and Jared is totally crazy to even ask this but I was giggling all along. And the kiss of course.... Great job!

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